Adventures of Darth Daddy

Monday, May 30, 2005

Bonus Sunday night entry - Unfuckinbelievable

Ok - Im sitting here upstairs, at the front of the house, giving me a vantage point on what's goign on in front of the house, and down the street. It's midnight, and 2 teenage dipshits decide to ride loud ass mopeds up, and down, and up, and down my street. THEN, they sit a house away, in the middle of the street, chatting, with those friggin mopeds buzzing away like a weedeater on steroids. Just as Im ready to go have a chat with the up and coming leaders of the new world, they take off down the street.

Then, 5 minutes later, an old beatup pickup truck pull sup in front of the house. The driver spends 5 minutes fishign around for something in the truck, exits and goes to the rear. All the while, the truck is running. He opens a big ass cooler in the truck bed, grabs a can (beer ya think??), jumps back away from the cooler , as if an alligator was attacking him, and SLAMS down the lid. He starts to cuss , flings open the drivers door, throws his beer in, puyts it in reverse, and lays rubber for 3 houses. He screaches to a stop in the middle of an intersection, puts it in drive, and again lays rubber down the road for about a block.

What the hell? Should I grab the camcorder? Or just lock and load? What a bunch of friggin redneck weirdos.


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