SHHhhhhh

There is so much to do today, and instead, Im hiding upstairs for as long as I can. Through the baby monitor in the room below, every 2 minutes sounds like a felony arrest. Funny thing is, I was the one who went through the academy - but the wife has learned a trick or two from me (or all those COPS shows the boy watches.

(read slow, loud, and VERY pronounced...)
"STEP AWAY FROM YOUR BROTHER - do it NOW"

"PUT THE BALL DOWN "

"MOVE AWAAAAAAAY FROM EACH OTHER .... NOW"

oh boy (or oh girl)